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lyrics.
gary's in the studio
mixing up the simple truth
i'm in galway
listen to what I gotta say
the woman in the cheap dress
makes a mess but won't confess
says she's rock 'n' roll
always practicing her stroll
look out mister
gonna get a blister
people in the classroom
wanna burst your balloon
gotta find new shoes
and don't listen to the news
monkeys with fake tatoos
in the big zoo
want three bananas
but you only got two

get fat, get thin
feel good in your skin
text in, hard to win
but losing is not le fin
stand up, spill the cup
order more, can't pay cos your poor
not funny, borrow money
drink more if things aren't sunny
look out mister
gonna get a blister
people in the classroom
wanna burst your balloon
gotta find new shoes
and don't listen to the news
monkeys with fake tatoos
in the big zoo
want three bananas
but you only got two